So I thought, no problem--I'll just blow-dry the bottom of all the pages with my hair dryer. (Luckily, it was only the bottom of the pages, not all the pages.) Because the entire bottom of the script was a soggy, stuck-together mess. I figured it would take 20-30 minutes, tops.
After 30 minutes, I decided that unless I wanted to die of boredom, I should listen to my mp3 player.
The "not wet" top side of the script
After over THREE HUNDRED pages (really? clearly, I had no idea what I was getting into...), and a mere HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES after the first 30 minutes (yes... that IS 1 hour and 45 minutes, total), we had mostly-dried out pages, in this form:
The bottom of the script
I left a book and 20 lbs.-worth of hand weights on it overnight, and it actually doesn't look too horrible, now.
Regardless, NOT how I wanted to spend my Friday night! (Or any amount of time, on any day, for that matter...)