So I thought, no problem--I'll just blow-dry the bottom of all the pages with my hair dryer. (Luckily, it was only the bottom of the pages, not all the pages.) Because the entire bottom of the script was a soggy, stuck-together mess. I figured it would take 20-30 minutes, tops.
After 30 minutes, I decided that unless I wanted to die of boredom, I should listen to my mp3 player.
After over THREE HUNDRED pages (really? clearly, I had no idea what I was getting into...), and a mere HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES after the first 30 minutes (yes... that IS 1 hour and 45 minutes, total), we had mostly-dried out pages, in this form: